18 year old worker bee, trying to squash some creative writing and theatre into my spare time.

Uhhh, Sabrina, Family Guy, Robin of Sherwood, The Tudors, Inuyasha, Most Haunted, Spaced, The League of Gentlemen, Peepshow.

I completed my A-levels, got a job, reached a 50,000 word target, dyed my hair ginger, black, had it cut, grew it, chopped it off again, moved house.

“Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain.”