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Cliff (Now With Flashy Lights) Johnson
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It involves liberal use of baloon animals I fear...
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State of Denial
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- Birthday- May 23, also the holiday of Discordianism, the holiday of Chaos.
- Martial/Dating Status- Single-ish
- Children- Delicious
“For the most wild yet most homely narrative I am about to pen…” -Edgar Allen Poe
- Clifton Charles Johnson II
- Straight guy though wanting to destroy several females at the moment
- I am an artist
- I am an architect
- I despise suburbia. All they do is name streets after the trees they bulldoze.
- I love the Victorian era though not for the stereotypical way Kinkade makes it out to be.
- Gone With The Wind, Moulin Rouge, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Pleasantville make me happy.
- I am a mesher
- I am loved and loving.
- I am a camera-whore.
- I’m a lover not a fighter but that doesnt mean I wont break a guy’s nose.
- I smile a while
- I endure
favourite tv show
Weeds, Dexter, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show With Jon Stewart
notable events in 2007
I dated one of my long time best friends, Keely, in early May.
I dressed as a French Maid in late May…
Had some fun late night phone calls on the 4th of July.
Realized I was a dipstick for starting with her and broke up with Madamoiselle Sherpinskas
Regained my masculinity by dressing in a shmexy suit a few weeks later.
2 Weeks Ago- I bought a 5 and a half foot tall cardboard cutout of Scarlett O’Hara.
Yesterday I bought a fern that has been named Dorothea Liam
favorite quote
- ” A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called “The Road Less Travelled” describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travellers never used. The poet found that the road less travelled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened to him on the road less travelled, the other travellers would be on the road more frequently travelled andso couldnt hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is now dead.”
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Comments (121)
NO! With that pic you’re going to get more hits than me! Drools Damn you!
ChocolateCake • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:12 GMT
Yay! The pronstar is here!
Teach me your secrets mastah!!!
emino • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:13 GMT
snuggles
Man. Definitely damn you Cliffy. drools with Choccie
Beat Tylie!!!
[333
sapphireXclaws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:15 GMT
pr0nnnstarrrrr
Tyler • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:16 GMT
I love ye guys with a fiery passion ye know that? LMAO
GenericImbroglio • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:17 GMT
Woo, it’s the one fancies.
Hai Cliff!
Database • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:17 GMT
Hi there
Nice picture -
Gerbera • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:17 GMT
Heya Cliffy
Handsome pic! huggles
-Starbuck- • 3 Sep 2007 @ 11:40 GMT
NEVER! Saves onto desktop
ChocolateCake • 3 Sep 2007 @ 12:08 GMT
Yay, a fellow RHPS fan! I love that movie, I even converted my boyfriend XD Nice to see you too.
Ghanima Atreides • 3 Sep 2007 @ 12:09 GMT
ehehehe. [Falls over]
You are… [swoons]
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 12:51 GMT
Hehe. [Regains normalness]
Awesome picture!
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 12:53 GMT
You should put up the really hot pic lol (no not the towel pic)
Safyre420 • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:03 GMT
yes, you are too swoonish. XD
You’re pretty tooo, but hotter than pretty. [Shuts up]
Great to meat you too.
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:05 GMT
strokes the laptop screen You are so bloody hot. It’s not fair.
[333
sapphireXclaws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:17 GMT
Not
Fracking
HOT!
passes nachos to the lot of you for leaving comments
GenericImbroglio • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:20 GMT
Ehhh. Nachos! As explained before. I MAKE STOOPID TYPOS!
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:31 GMT
Haha. No, it was an accident.
But it looks pretty funny if it was on purpose. XD
And ew, pies?? Hehe, if you were to give me.. a few cans of diet coke I’d be happy.
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:39 GMT
Hey you.
You look like a pornstar.
I forsee your domain being something like this:
http://NIPPLEPICTARS.net
Tyler • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:50 GMT
Aww, he doesn’t look like a pornstah! XD
He looks hawt, is all. XD
I can just imagine him sitting at his computer screen and being like “Okkkaaayyy!”
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:52 GMT
Nah, Tyler’s awesome even if he does insist I’m a pornstar. Actually, that’s mainly Emi’s doing. -tosses a rock at Emi*
And believe me dear Daltonism, it’d take far more than this to fully traumatize me.
GenericImbroglio • 3 Sep 2007 @ 13:57 GMT
haha. XD
Once I put a picture up of mine and my friends legs up on myspace. (We had no shoes on and raninbow toe socks) and this random person said “I wanna lick your toes” And I was scared.
XD
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:03 GMT
HOLY CRAP! Did you code your paggeeee??? It’s amazing.

Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:09 GMT
meow Well i doubt you can fit me in a hat
. But i am defintly a cat with a rose on. makes a pawprint and jumps out
CatRose • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:09 GMT
Oooh, nice cleavage;
I see you’re also going with the ‘show some breast and people will click on your profile, worship you forever and not mind if you take over the world’ tactic.
Lethe_s • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:10 GMT
“Children- Nutritious”
You win. xDDDD That made me laugh hysterically. And I love your quote.
Catwalk • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:15 GMT
Still hilarious. xDDD
Catwalk • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:28 GMT
puts a scratchmark on your yearbook Well fine i am not angry
.
CatRose • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:34 GMT
whoa…great photo and bio….
SimsArtThat • 3 Sep 2007 @ 14:43 GMT
Yup yup. I AM WEIRD, K??
XD
I like that.. ‘penta-foot’
[sob sob sob]
Seeing as they’re all inwards it’s really hard to walk.
Daltonism • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:21 GMT
Ahahaha.
I absolutely adore your bio and whatnot.
Im sitting here giggling at yew.
Hee. – huggles -
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:33 GMT
Bah. Fiiineeeee.
Can’t beat yours though.
Im not a porn star.
Hah.
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:42 GMT
- cackles –
Greenie WINS.
As always.
Happy now [pornstar] ?
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:45 GMT
Oi, zat was random.
You toooooooooo..
Penguin! – huggles -
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:48 GMT
Yes. YES WE [meaning you] SHALL EAT THEM. – cackles –
And the kids in the parking lot will cry.
Ah. I remember it well.
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:52 GMT
NUU!
NUU!
The gold feesh!
They dont deserve such a cool death!
EAT ME INSTEAD.
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:56 GMT
Errr…
Nevermind.
x_x
I really need to think about what I say…
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 15:56 GMT
I appreciate the thought in that dear.
I really do..
Thanks.
And Im not a goldfeesh.
Id drown if I tried to live under water.
And would you want that?
GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:00 GMT
That kitty is a major brat, while trying to take that picture she tried to use me as a launchpad twice.
Single-ish? Last I knew, you either ar or you aren’t.
Derange • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:10 GMT
you’re a camera whore? no way!! I couldnt tell
Also, I wasnt trying to imply you’re an asshole all the time…I know you’re not, thanks to Greenie lol…just was surprised by the sweetness you exuded towards me today :p
anonymous • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:23 GMT
Awsh, thank you, Cliff
ChocolateCake • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:26 GMT
Very cute pic!
RainNCandy • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:33 GMT
...
What did I do?
JESSIE.
Hush.

GreenStraws • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:33 GMT
haha… i wouldnt….
lol
I should of
shniveshnive • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:37 GMT
Damn you. Rock hurts! Throws some cakes next time. At least its edible!
emino • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:40 GMT
Well, having a crush is still considered single..
Derange • 3 Sep 2007 @ 16:44 GMT
I guess Ethiopians works. They might make a nice pet
.
emino • 3 Sep 2007 @ 17:00 GMT
you know, you look just as cute fully dressed :p
anonymous • 3 Sep 2007 @ 17:02 GMT
Whoa. I clicked on your website thing and I went into the humor section… and that quote “This toast seems raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?” is absolutely hilarious. Did you borrow it from Lemony Snicket, by any chance?
jhd1189 • 3 Sep 2007 @ 17:18 GMT
Dang….
ChrstyFarie07 • 3 Sep 2007 @ 17:27 GMT
Well you are also pretty tall so I will die anyway and at least I will die in Texas.
ChrstyFarie07 • 3 Sep 2007 @ 17:42 GMT
hi there.
i was going to copy you and tell you who you look like, but i cant really think of anyone at the moment.
oh well.
hi anyhow
3timesalady • 3 Sep 2007 @ 18:02 GMT
Compare to me, you’re pretty tall.
ChrstyFarie07 • 3 Sep 2007 @ 18:05 GMT
you are so awesome! lol, a life size cardboard cut out of Scarlett O’hara?
two thumbs up
love the pic! lol, you got all the girlies swooning! lol XD
foolinthemoon • 3 Sep 2007 @ 18:30 GMT
pr0n star cliff.
that is all. :]
poplers • 3 Sep 2007 @ 18:37 GMT
Yeah I got me a Scarlett. Hard to tell I love movies huh, lol?
GenericImbroglio • 3 Sep 2007 @ 19:07 GMT
ok, i definitely see the river pheonix resemblance.
i think its just that particular picture of me that seems respekt-ish though.
cause i dont actually look like her at all.
i wish.
3timesalady • 3 Sep 2007 @ 20:13 GMT
why thank ye.
3timesalady • 3 Sep 2007 @ 20:21 GMT
Thanks .lol.
Totaly hot pic yourself!
PixieDust_fairy • 3 Sep 2007 @ 20:38 GMT
Ehh… I’ve generally found that the people who put Lemony Snicket’s books down the most are the people who haven’t actually read them. They’re dark, and hilarious, and full of subtle little things that you don’t catch until you reread them when you’re a little older.
[/soapbox]
jhd1189 • 3 Sep 2007 @ 21:21 GMT
Well it’s majorly hot .lol.
Sheesh I’m going to have to take an amazing picture tomorow to beat that….Grr..A model out photoed….oh it’s on .lol.
PixieDust_fairy • 3 Sep 2007 @ 21:32 GMT
yea it’s definately on! I’m going to so win….thinks of better poses .lol.
So how old are you?
PixieDust_fairy • 3 Sep 2007 @ 22:09 GMT
And here I am only turning 16….Wow i’m super young .lol.
PixieDust_fairy • 3 Sep 2007 @ 22:21 GMT
yea totaly true. Alot of them are like 50 and I didn’t know people that age still played.
OoooOOo Loving the new pic!
PixieDust_fairy • 3 Sep 2007 @ 23:07 GMT
Wait a minute. This is NOT the pronstar pic! Revert back to pronstar pic!!!
emino • 3 Sep 2007 @ 23:55 GMT
Aww, you changed your picture
I want the old one back! 
Oh, yeah, and Weeds is just awesome, it’s just so funny. Celia is just … lol I plan to buy the series on DVD as soon as they come out here in Germany, I hope that’ll be soon! XD
Gerbera • 3 Sep 2007 @ 23:59 GMT
I thought you changed your picture for a second and I was gonna be like : CHANGE IT BACCCCKKKK!!!!
But it’s okay. Because it looks the same to me.
Daltonism • 4 Sep 2007 @ 01:05 GMT
put some clothes on! :p
anonymous • 4 Sep 2007 @ 01:31 GMT
yay The picture is back
I decided to go to the electronics store this afternoon and ask for Weeds on DVD lol I bet they won’t even know what I am talking about, it’s not very popular here, and is aired very late at night …
Gerbera • 4 Sep 2007 @ 02:34 GMT
You are adorable! I am pretty sure you will destroy more than a few women. Too bad I am not younger or you are not older. And I like your sense of humor.
Paleoanth • 4 Sep 2007 @ 03:59 GMT
Lol I like Eduardo too. My fave is Bloo though. I’m wearing a shirt with Bloo on it right now
And you know what’s funny we share the same birthday!
Jaycee • 4 Sep 2007 @ 07:22 GMT
HOMG! The daily show is SO funny!
Man, I haven’t seen that show in agggeeesss. Bloo! I have a shirt with Bloo on too! XD
Daltonism • 4 Sep 2007 @ 07:27 GMT
is worried about all the girls above
hahaha
hey!
SwiftSign • 4 Sep 2007 @ 08:20 GMT
I meant to ask you…
Why did you name your fern?
And why did you change your picture for a split second?
Shame on you. – tsks –
And god. You are popular.
Everyone is going to fangirl you.
And then you’ll have to run away from home.
To California perhaps.
Start planning, or someone will attack you in the middle of the night.
[I think my cereal drove me insane.]
GreenStraws • 4 Sep 2007 @ 11:21 GMT
I wanted to answer something about the Algbra II but it kinda skipped away from my mind when I opened your yearbook profile, hehe
fangirls the picture
Anyway. I’m sane so I’d never take Algebra again. Though now I have Microeconomics in uni. XD
Aijux • 4 Sep 2007 @ 12:08 GMT
ooo
I like it!
winks
stylequeen • 4 Sep 2007 @ 12:51 GMT
Nikki, he is the pornstah of the year book. XD
Daltonism • 4 Sep 2007 @ 12:53 GMT
Oh la la, I see you’ve used your modest ‘I’m shy’ picture. ;D
Spoonerism • 4 Sep 2007 @ 13:16 GMT
pornstah of the year!
can i join =P lol
xxx
stylequeen • 4 Sep 2007 @ 13:35 GMT
Hey Cliffy. You’re such a camera whore.
John_Brehaut1 • 5 Sep 2007 @ 03:50 GMT
Aww thank you! Here’s some I’ve posted on the forum, I hope these links work, this code is weird! 1
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I need to get back into photography but I’ve been concentrating on my GCSE’s, but now they’re done, I can get used to normal lessons (A-Levels!) and no crammed revision! Oh, and I’ve been spending more time on my art and finally making a website layout I’m happy with, but I haven’t finished the content yet (I’m very lazy!)
Caroline • 5 Sep 2007 @ 12:58 GMT
i agree with greenie, everyone is fangirling you you’re going to have to run away from home and come to california. Greenie can help you hide from the obsessive stalker-type peoples
anonymous • 5 Sep 2007 @ 13:57 GMT
Ok a new picture is up ready for competition .lol. Go check it out…I so have to win!
PixieDust_Fairy
PixieDust_fairy • 5 Sep 2007 @ 14:14 GMT
- bites your toe –
Heh.
GreenStraws • 5 Sep 2007 @ 16:35 GMT
Yes, I am a scary clone
Fear me, I have a whole army in my basement.
Your birthday is 5 days before mine. Yay!
Haylifer • 6 Sep 2007 @ 04:06 GMT
also fangirls yup everybody is fan girling you.
and Pixie no one and I mean NO ONE can beat my sexy beanie hat! muhahahaha!
fangirls again
danishani2 • 6 Sep 2007 @ 10:01 GMT
slaps you hehe runs off
TingTong • 6 Sep 2007 @ 11:35 GMT
nice pic,and kool profile!
owaizoo • 6 Sep 2007 @ 12:47 GMT
You have people fangirling you /and/ slapping you.
I dont think your life could get much better.
GreenStraws • 6 Sep 2007 @ 17:38 GMT
Okay I officially havent been to my computer in days so bear with me while I sort through the lot of ye, lol.
GenericImbroglio • 7 Sep 2007 @ 21:40 GMT
Clifffff… #social just isn’t the same without you.
jhd1189 • 7 Sep 2007 @ 22:54 GMT
Haha but I see that you’re back to lurking on the yearbook…
jhd1189 • 7 Sep 2007 @ 23:00 GMT
Nuhh. My bloo shirt is for special occasions only.
Daltonism • 8 Sep 2007 @ 01:24 GMT
yea i think maybe you do!

meanwhile I’m liking the view!
stylequeen • 8 Sep 2007 @ 01:39 GMT
whats crazi majorly?
owaizoo • 8 Sep 2007 @ 02:00 GMT
You just really like the picture, dont you?
GreenStraws • 8 Sep 2007 @ 10:23 GMT
So i take it you like my new pic?
The battle is most definately on…....!!!
PixieDust_fairy • 8 Sep 2007 @ 11:11 GMT
Thanks!
Caroline • 8 Sep 2007 @ 12:50 GMT
You appear to have left your shirt unbuttoned. Just thought I should let you know, in case you hadn’t realized.
Echo • 9 Sep 2007 @ 03:27 GMT
yeah am from pakistan
kool then,if he speaks urdu surprise him by saying
“tumhara naam kiya hai? ”
means what is your name?
owaizoo • 9 Sep 2007 @ 04:36 GMT
Right, I am sure that picture is in violation of someting!
If not, the female race is doomed.
on the bright side: nice tie
eruwenfuin • 9 Sep 2007 @ 13:04 GMT
slaps cliff again oohh tis is fun!!!
TingTong • 10 Sep 2007 @ 05:42 GMT
Cliff, I need to speak with you.
Tyler • 14 Sep 2007 @ 13:25 GMT
personally i think my new pic is pornstah of the yearbeark!!!
hehe
stylequeen • 15 Sep 2007 @ 04:15 GMT
u look wierd in your past yearbook photo entry! like an old man with spikey hair! lol
TingTong • 16 Sep 2007 @ 15:51 GMT
whoah sorry double post! just realized u have the same date brithday as my brother…freaky! lol
TingTong • 16 Sep 2007 @ 15:53 GMT
hihi cliffy!
frazzmeister • 2 Oct 2007 @ 06:48 GMT
CLIFF!
What’s up? Also, why are we shouting?
jhd1189 • 5 Oct 2007 @ 09:29 GMT
o.O
Shouting?
I wanna shout..
CLIFF. THE PENGUINS ARE EATING YOUR MIND, YOU MUST USE THE MIDGET ARMS TO CAUSE THEM TO BLEED IN THE CLOUDS!
Oh yes.
I have shouted sufficiently, methinks.
-
Lorfage to ye.
GreenStraws • 15 Oct 2007 @ 20:10 GMT
do i take that as a compliment?
iheartyourguts • 22 Oct 2007 @ 07:13 GMT
You are such a hunk.
missaaliyah • 27 Oct 2007 @ 13:59 GMT
Ehm… not to sound rude but… since you’re just ehm… how can I say? So young, almost a child, with no muscle at all, and no body hair on your chest… what about closing the shirt???
Older people could get shocked!!!

Vaalyah • 13 Nov 2007 @ 08:44 GMT
Woah! Scary new picture! XD only joking. lmao
Daltonism • 22 Nov 2007 @ 13:02 GMT
Your new picture is rather shiny and moderately blinding. Good work!
jhd1189 • 23 Nov 2007 @ 01:52 GMT
It’s okay, Cliff, you tried. I still love you -
ChocolateCake • 23 Nov 2007 @ 10:44 GMT
Hm, apparently I failed too.
ChocolateCake • 23 Nov 2007 @ 10:45 GMT
applesauze.
GreenStraws • 24 Nov 2007 @ 19:02 GMT
MOAR FAIL.
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!
ChocolateCake • 25 Nov 2007 @ 12:59 GMT
are you sure you bumped me to give me more popularity or did ya just wanna touch me
lol
Safyre420 • 29 Nov 2007 @ 19:19 GMT
Hahaha. Thanks. Well, not quite a clinical psychologist – yet (think many more years of university study sigh). But thats the plan. Hahaha. But thanks anyway! _
jamesyflukes • 4 Dec 2007 @ 05:25 GMT
ooo new pic!
wow i like it
you’re a cutie lmao
whats your necklace?
nikki x
stylequeen • 14 Dec 2007 @ 12:49 GMT
Say something