‘Ello, I’m Andrew. I’m from Connecticut but I secretly want to be a Brit.

And, oh, if you haven’t noticed, I love The Sims 2. That and Harry Potter and Llamas/Alpacas.

The Simpsons ♦ That 70’s Show ♦ Futurama ♦ News (GMA, Today Show, etc.)

► Found my singing voice ♪♫♫♪
► Got AIM
► Bought OFB, Seasons, Nightlife, Celebration and eventually Bon Voyage §§§
► Went to London and Paris over the summer
► Finished Harry Potter 7 in exactly 24 hours

•From the Simpsons Movie• Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful…
Ned Flanders: [screams]
Ned Flanders: PENIS!
Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: [devoutly] Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful penis.
Todd Flanders: Amen.

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
-Walt Disney

Will Turner: You cheated!
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn’t vote for you.
King Arthur: You don’t vote for kings.
Woman: Well how’d you become king then?
[Angelic music plays… ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they’re made of… wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically…
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
Peasant 2: ...A witch! – Monty Python and the Holy Grail