16 years old
I am your very own Generic Viking Penguin. Feel the Norse wrath of my Happy Feet. Primarily a lot builder, I aim to please and time warp all the way. Beware, if it bores me, it is annihilated by my space gun. Have a nice day

Birthday May 23, 1990
Marital/Dating Status Single
Children I’m very afraid of them
What do you want to be when you grow up? A table lamp
Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? Yes silly, its a table lamp too
How Bout Santa Claus? Sadly, Ikea silenced him…
Anything Else… Bring me a panda bear and I no longer incapacitate you young grasshopper!

www.myspace.com/cliffjohnsoncliffy/

Dexter, Weeds, Colbert Report, Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Mad TV

May 28, 2006- I get The Sims 2 for the first time and build my first lots…

June 2006- I join up on the MTS2 chat room and have never quite regained my soul

October 14, 2006- I go to my first RHPS Theatre enactment and dress as a Transylvanian.

5 minutes ago- Oooh, look a penny….

“I have great faith in fools. Self-confidence my friends call it.”
-Edgar Allen Poe

“Pants are a figment of your imagination”

” A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called “The Road Less Travelled” describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travellers never used. The poet found that the road less travelled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened to him on the road less travelled, the other travellers would be on the road more frequently travelled andso couldnt hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is now dead.”
-Daniel Handler

“Calm down Miss Penthouse ‘98. Close your legs, I could drive a boat show through there”
-Kirstie Alley